Not that it Matters
by A. A. Milne (1882–1956)
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"Not That it Matters" by A. A. Milne is a collection of essays written in the early 20th century. This work showcases Milne's witty observations on various subjects such as suburban life, the joys of writing, and the nature of golf, often blending humor and introspection. Through his reflections, Milne presents relatable anecdotes and humor that resonate with the everyday experiences of his readers. The opening of "Not That it Matters" introduces us to Milne's musings on writing. In a light-hearted manner, he discusses the pressure of producing written content, whimsically attributing his inspiration to the excitement of a new pen nib. This sets the tone for the book as he humorously navigates through different topics, such as suburban life on Acacia Road, where he imagines the intimacies of domestic life against the backdrop of a peaceful street. Milne smoothly transitions into reflections on his library and the motivations behind writing, revealing a playful yet thoughtful approach that invites readers into his world of charming observations and delightful prose.
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Not That it Matters
by
A. A. Milne
The Pleasure of Writing
Acacia Road
My Library
The Chase
Superstition
The Charm of Golf
Goldfish
Saturday to Monday
The Pond
A Seventeenth-century Story
Our Learned Friends
A Word for Autumn
A Christmas Number
No Flowers by Request
The Unfairness of Things
Daffodils
A Household Book
Lunch
The Friend of Man
The Diary Habit
Midsummer Day
At the Bookstall
"Who's Who"
A Day at Lord's
By the Sea
Golden Fruit
Signs of Character
Intellectual Snobbery
A Question of Form
A Slice of Fiction
The Label
The Profession
Smoking as a Fine Art
The Path to Glory
A Problem in Ethics
The Happiest Half-hours of Life
Natural Science
On Going Dry
A Misjudged Game
A Doubtful Character
Thoughts on Thermometers
For a Wet Afternoon
Declined with Thanks
On Going into a House
The Ideal Author
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This free edition of Not that it Matters by A. A. Milne comes from Project Gutenberg eBook #5803, released 2004-06-01. It is in the public domain in the United States, so you can read it here in full at no cost, on any phone, tablet or computer. Genre: Humour, Essays, Letters & Speeches, British Literature.
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