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"And That's How It Was, Officer"

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  • Reading level: 6th grade

"And That's How It Was, Officer" by Ralph Sholto is a comedic crime fiction novel set in the mid-20th century. The story unfolds through a letter from Homer Nicholas, who is addressing the perplexed Chief of Police, David Nixon, about a series of bizarre events involving gangsters disappearing in Morton City after his wedding reception. The narrative delves into themes of family relations, social status, and unique scientific experiments, with humor intertwined throughout the plot. The plot centers around Homer and his bride, Joy, who unwittingly find themselves embroiled in a dangerous situation involving Homer's eccentric Uncle Peter, a scientist with a penchant for unorthodox experiments. After the wedding, gangsters crash the reception, leading to a chaotic series of events fueled by Uncle Peter's mysterious serum that disintegrates people in a dramatic fashion. As Homer and Joy chase down various leads to understand what is happening, they navigate a world of colorful characters, from Bag Ears Mulligan, Homer's loyal but slightly confused friend, to criminal masterminds like Hands McCaffery. The narrative culminates in a hilarious yet suspenseful revelation about Uncle Peter's true intentions and the bizarre scientific method behind the chaos, ultimately blending elements of humor, crime, and familial loyalty.

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  • Science fiction
  • Epistolary fiction
  • Scientists
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  • Gangsters

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_When Uncle Peter decided to clean out the underworld, it was a fine
thing for the town, but it was tough on the folks in Tibet._

"And that's how
it was, officer"

David Nixon,
Chief of Police,
Morton City.

Dear Chief Nixon:

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This free edition of "And That's How It Was, Officer" by Ralph Sholto comes from Project Gutenberg eBook #32562, released 2010-05-28. It is in the public domain in the United States, so you can read it here in full at no cost, on any phone, tablet or computer. Genre: Crime, Thrillers and Mystery, Humour, Novels.

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