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The House of Torchy

by Sewell Ford (1868–1946)

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  • 4 hours to read
  • 19 chapters
  • Reading level: 5th grade

"The House of Torchy" by Sewell Ford is a humorous novel written in the early 20th century. The book follows the misadventures of Richard T. Ballard, known as Torchy, who is newly married to Verona (Vee). Their journey is depicted as they navigate the complexities of marriage, adjusting to their new life together, and encountering unique characters along the way. The opening of the novel introduces Torchy and Vee as they arrive at a quaint inn in Vermont for their honeymoon. Torchy shares his humorous observations about their marriage and the inevitably awkward moments they experience. As they settle in, Torchy attempts to engage with the other guests, only to feel like an outsider amidst their refined conversations. Vee, however, remains cheerful, expressing her eagerness to enjoy their time together, bringing lightheartedness to their situation. The dynamics of their relationship and Torchy's witty narration set the stage for an entertaining exploration of their new life as a married couple.

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  • New York (N.Y.)
  • Humorous stories
  • Married people

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Chapter I

TORCHY AND VEE ON THE WAY

Say, I thought I'd taken a sportin' chance now and then before; but I was only kiddin' myself. Believe me, this gettin' married act is the big plunge. Uh-huh! Specially when it's done offhand and casual, the way we went at it.

My first jolt is handed me early in the mornin' as we piles off the mountain express at this little flag stop up in Vermont, and a roly-poly gent in a horse-blanket ulster and a coonskin cap with a badge on it steps up and greets me cheerful.

"Ottasumpsit Inn?" says he.

"Why, I expect so," says I, "if that's the way you call it. Otto—Otta—Yep, that listens something like it."

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Contents

  1. Front Matter
  2. Chapter I
  3. Chapter II
  4. Chapter III
  5. Chapter IV
  6. Chapter V
  7. Chapter VI
  8. Chapter VII
  9. Chapter VIII
  10. Chapter IX
  11. Chapter X
  12. Chapter XI
  13. Chapter XII
  14. Chapter XIII
  15. Chapter XIV
  16. Chapter XV
  17. Chapter XVI
  18. Chapter XVII
  19. Chapter XVIII

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This free edition of The House of Torchy by Sewell Ford comes from Project Gutenberg eBook #21882, released 2007-06-21. It is in the public domain in the United States, so you can read it here in full at no cost, on any phone, tablet or computer. Genre: Humour, Novels, American Literature.

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