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Strictly Business: More Stories of the Four Million

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"Strictly Business: More Stories of the Four Million" by O. Henry is a collection of short stories written during the early 20th century. The book explores the lives of various characters navigating the bustling landscape of New York City, often highlighting themes of ambition, love, and the stark realities of life in the metropolis. The opening story introduces the world of vaudeville, particularly focusing on the duo Bob Hart and Winona Cherry, as they seek success and navigate the intersection of personal aspirations and business partnerships in the entertainment industry. At the start of the book, the narrative centers around the characters of Bob Hart and Winona Cherry, who are both working as vaudeville performers. Bob is captivated by Cherry's talent and sees her as the perfect partner for a sketch he has written called "Mice Will Play." As they discuss the sketch and their ambitions, Cherry reveals her pragmatic outlook on the stage, emphasizing her desire to save money and secure a stable future rather than indulge in the superficial showbiz lifestyle. The opening sets a tone of humor and realism as it delves into the duo’s dynamic, their dedication to crafting a successful performance, and lays the groundwork for deeper themes regarding the aspirations and hard truths of entertainers making a living in a competitive industry.

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Chapter I: Strictly Business

I suppose you know all about the stage and stage people. You’ve been touched with and by actors, and you read the newspaper criticisms and the jokes in the weeklies about the Rialto and the chorus girls and the long-haired tragedians. And I suppose that a condensed list of your ideas about the mysterious stageland would boil down to something like this:

Leading ladies have five husbands, paste diamonds, and figures no better than your own (madam) if they weren’t padded. Chorus girls are inseparable from peroxide, Panhards and Pittsburg. All shows walk back to New York on tan oxford and railroad ties. Irreproachable actresses reserve the comic-landlady part for their mothers on Broadway and their step-aunts on the road. Kyrle Bellew’s real name is Boyle O’Kelley. The ravings of John McCullough in the phonograph were stolen from the first sale of the Ellen Terry memoirs. Joe Weber is funnier than E. H. Sothern; but Henry Miller is getting older than he was.

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Contents

  1. Chapter I: Strictly Business
  2. Chapter II: The Gold That Glittered
  3. Chapter III: Babes in the Jungle
  4. Chapter IV: The Day Resurgent
  5. Chapter V: The Fifth Wheel
  6. Chapter VI: The Poet and the Peasant
  7. Chapter VII: The Robe of Peace
  8. Chapter VIII: The Girl and the Graft
  9. Chapter IX: The Call of the Tame
  10. Chapter X: The Unknown Quantity
  11. Chapter XI: The Thing’s the Play
  12. Chapter XII: A Ramble in Aphasia
  13. Chapter XIII: A Municipal Report
  14. Chapter XIV: Psyche and the Pskyscraper
  15. Chapter XV: A Bird of Bagdad
  16. Chapter XVI: Compliments of the Season
  17. Chapter XVII: A Night in New Arabia
  18. Chapter XVIII: The Girl and the Habit
  19. Chapter XIX: Proof of the Pudding
  20. Chapter XX: Past One at Rooney’s
  21. Chapter XXI: The Venturers
  22. Chapter XXII: The Duel
  23. Chapter XXIII: “What You Want”

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This free edition of Strictly Business: More Stories of the Four Million by O. Henry comes from Project Gutenberg eBook #2141, released 2000-04-01. It is in the public domain in the United States, so you can read it here in full at no cost, on any phone, tablet or computer. Genre: Short Stories, American Literature.

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